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The global financial crisis makes people use alternative, creative and innovative strategies to keep a job or find a new one. One of the strategy is called the "ass kissing strategy"
Find if you are an ass kisser. If you are unemployed or recently fired take the following test to find out how much you will do for some bucks.
If you are a recruiter. Give this test to all people that apply for a position at your company. It is a great tool to identify ass kissers. They are great to improve the ego of incompetent managers and for unethical companies to keep their business.
Are you an ass kisser?
| Yes | No | ||||||
| You always say Yes to your boss without questioning | - 1 | + 1 | |||||
| You often tell your boss He/She is a genius | - 1 | + 1 | |||||
| In case you are fired you would do anything to keep your job like: | |||||||
| - Start a blog telling your company is great | - 3 | + 3 | |||||
| - Write in your blog you "I love my company" | - 3 | + 3 | |||||
| - Pretend you are smart | - 1 | + 1 | |||||
| - Invite other ass kisser to write nice thing about the company | - 2 | + 2 | |||||
| - Delete any negative comment about your company | - 3 | + 3 | |||||
| In case you receive evidence your company is scamming customers you will keep working there | - 3 | + 3 | |||||
| In case you are fired you will keep defending your company (the scammers) | - 3 | + 3 | |||||
| In case you are hired again you will scam customer to show how much you love your company. | - 5 | + 5 | |||||
| You coworkers stop talking or change subject when you are close to them since they know you will tell anything to your boss | - 2 | + 2 | |||||
| Your coworkers hate you | - 1 | + 1 | |||||
Results of the test
| Points | For applicants | For recruiter | ||
| If you are recruiting employees for an honest company | If you are recruiting employees for a scammer | |||
| + 28 | You have high standards. Your ethical values are intact. You will find very difficult to find a position nowadays. | This is your guy. He/She will improve the image of your company. | Don't hire her/him. She/He will probably look for the truth about your company immediately after He/She notice irregularities. You will have problems soon. | |
| - 28 | You are a shame for the human race. You will sell your mother for a cheap beer. | Obviously He/She will steal almost anything from your company and deceive your customers. Politely, reject his application. Be polite because She/He might be a psycho. Tell Her/Him that you are impressed with the qualification but the position is already taken and you will gladly consider for a future position. | This is your guy. Hire Her/him and immediately promote her/him to at least customer specialist or manager and why not CEO. You company will become a multibillion dollar soon with few of these employees. | |
Inspired after a blog created by someone that apparently was laid-off by EXPEDIA and did many things like this.
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